Hair, once it is no longer attached to some one's head, is one of the most disgusting things in the world to me. That and pet fur in large quantities. And up-close video of spiders. We were watching an episode of Dirty Jobs last night where Mike Rowe was milking black widows for venom and I honestly started gaging every time they showed a close-up of the spider mandibles. So look on the bright side, while your apartment may be hairy, at least there are not enlarged photos of arachnids.