I think a big part of our problem with clothing centers on the ideology that if you're moderately thin like we are, you should want to show it off. So I think I've come up with a solution. We need to get fat, then no one will expect us to wear short shorts or bikinis. With the holiday season approaching, this is the perfect time to pack on the pounds. We may kill 2 birds with one stone- modest clothing in our size and bigger boobs to boot!