Saturday, November 20, 2010

Dear Bora,

I think a big part of our problem with clothing centers on the ideology that if you're moderately thin like we are, you should want to show it off. So I think I've come up with a solution. We need to get fat, then no one will expect us to wear short shorts or bikinis. With the holiday season approaching, this is the perfect time to pack on the pounds. We may kill 2 birds with one stone- modest clothing in our size and bigger boobs to boot!


1 comment:

  1. Take your right hand and reach as far as you can to the left. Or your left hand and reach to your right. Look at that range of motion! Big boobs would get in the way. Small boobs do not. :)