I was just having breakfast with Mom and Dad (who love me more, by the way) and we were talking about that Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery test (you know, the one we each took twice in high school so we could get out of class for a few hours and get a marker?). Anyway, do you remember what careers they recommended for you? Mine? Circus performer! Did you know Dad's was funeral director? Either the Army got us all wrong, or Dad and I have seriously missed our life's calling. Wish you were here.