I'm trying not to compulsively check Google Analytics. There are 2 reason I want to check it every 5 minutes. One, I think it's the best gauge we have to measure our rise to stardom and two, I am generally obsessed with digital measurement as it relates to me. Like my thermometer or my scale for example. I must know: how much more do I weigh after a shower? How much less do I weigh after yoga? How many tenths of a degree does my temperature rise over the course of the day? Is it higher or lower when I'm stressed? I think I can now add to the list: who is this person in Canada who reads our blog? and How can I make Laura funnier to increase our readership? to the list of burning questions.