Monday, November 15, 2010

Dear Kate,

Morning breath isn't so bad, and at that point in your life, having your teeth rot out of your face is really the least of your concerns.  The sticky thing is now my new number 4.  I refuse to be sticky!  Why is it that toddlers and old folks are always sticky anyway?  I mean, seriously, what are they doing?  Bathing in jam and using polydent as lotion??

Of course we'll be in the same retirement community.  Mostly because by then the death panels will assign people a place to go die after age 65, and B and D are close together in the alphabet.  But it could be worse.  At least we'll have each other's jokes to blame our incontinence on.


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