Monday, November 29, 2010

Dear Kate,

Oh, don't let yourself off so easily - I blame you for that too. I would have won, you know.  I was going to be fantastic on the uneven bars.  Sure, I'd never even seen a set of uneven bars, but Dad's pull-up bar in the door frame of our bedroom was practice enough.  I think you were just jealous that I took your lame black BALLET leotard and made it awesome.

And in case you were wondering, I also blame you for: 
  • not teaching me how to put on make-up
  • crushing my dreams of building a robot entirely out of empty soup cans and an old answering machine
  • and not letting me go to prom my freshman year with the prom king
A little bitter,

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