When I'm old, infirm, and incapable of caring for myself anymore, there are really only 3 things that I would like to make sure are done, so please:
- Keep my chin free from whiskers. I should immediately be recognizable as a woman to any new caregiver.
- Keep my toenails manicured. There is nothing more frightening than toenail fungus that makes your toenails grow into thick, brown, vertical towers.
- Keep me clean from poo or pee. Everyone knows you check a baby's diaper regularly, so you should check mine regularly too.