I'm sorry I haven't posted in a few days. I just didn't feel like I had anything creative or hilarious enough for the high standards we've set on this blog. I didn't want to cause a loss of readership. But then, when you didn't post all weekend either... I could feel blogger stardom slipping from between my fingers. It's a horrible feeling much akin to that feeling you get when you're in bed sleeping and you move your foot and don't find anything solid beneath it and you jolt awake because you feel like you're falling. So yeah, that was my weekend. How was yours?