Monday, January 31, 2011

Dear Kate,

I say that no matter how easy it was, you're still a computer guru in her mind, so play it up.  I mean, I don't see why you shouldn't capitalize on this.  Start listing your mad computer skillz on your resume.  Bill the school your extra hours as "IT professional."  Hold a lecture series for the teachers entitled, "Advanced Computer Skillz: Catching up with the First Graders" - covering topics such as cut and paste (using both right-click and control-C methods), desktop art, and how to delete the internet browsing history.

Live it up,

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