Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Dear Bora,

I don't think you should be afraid- as long as you don't mind your life story being made into a made-for-TV movie about a young attractive PA student who may or may not have survived being the victim of a serial killer. I'm guessing this is just another one of your ploys for attention. Please don't put yourself in dangerous situations just because the blog isn't taking off like we expected. In order to minimize your chances of becoming yet another lock of hair in some murderer's collection, please invest in baseball bat or maybe a blowtorch. Lifetime prefers survival stories, anyway.

Love,
Kate

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