Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Dear Bora,

I need my back cracked and you are the only person in the world who a) won't think I'm weird for asking and b) who does it right. I don't trust anyone else, not even my husband, to kneel over me while I lay on my belly on the floor and then to push down on both sides of my spine with all of your weight as I breath out. It really is amazing that neither of us ever cracked a rib or a vertebrae in all our years of doing that to each other. I really hope that you haven't got all uppity with your medical education because I still expect you to perform this dangerous and still satisfying procedure next time I see you.


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