Monday, April 7, 2014

Dear Bora,
Your son's first birthday is fast approaching and I noticed a complete lack of Pintrest boards dedicated to his birthday party.  I also noticed that you haven't sent me a handmade invitation.  I'm getting concerned that with only a few weeks until the big day, that you are not prepared to create the magical first birthday party that every child deserves.  Have you ordered a smash cake?  Have you created elaborate decorations?  What about themed gift bags?  If, for some reason, you have chosen not to celebrate the first anniversary of the birth of your first child, can I suggest that your gift to him be a savings account dedicated to future counseling needs?
All my love and support,