Friday, December 18, 2015

Dear Bora,
If I told you I loved it, you'd probably think I was being sarcastic or patronizing.  Remember when we used to play board games?  If I was winning, you'd flip the board.  If you were winning, you'd accuse me of letting you win and flip over the board.  Or when we both got new trashcans for our room?  I wanted the white one, so then you wanted the white one.  I let you have the white one, so of course you assumed I was trying to trick you.  It must be in the Little Sister Handbook to make sure I can't win.  Congratulations, you've earned your Damned If You Do badge.  Sew it onto your Little Sister sash after your kids go to sleep tonight.

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