Friday, December 25, 2015

Dear Kate,

Despite everything, I wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas. At first, I thought you might be faking your broken arm, but now that your hand is swollen, shiny, and dead-looking, I'm certain that you were just willing to go to extremes to avoid helping with any cooking, cleaning, and caring for children (including your own) during your vacation.

I mean, have you even held your niece since you got here? And no, that time you stroked her head with your "dead hand" to see if it felt different doesn't count!

Love,
Bora

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