Visiting Mom and Dad's was like going on a relaxing spa getaway. I got my hair professionally cut for the first time in 3 years. Mom watched the kids when they got up at 5:45 so I could sleep until 8. Dad took me out for breakfast and fancy coffee (you know, the mostly hot chocolate kind). I showered at a reasonable hour, ate food I didn't cook, and enjoyed compliments about my awesome children.
It is truly wonderful being the favorite child.
Your (slightly favored) sister,