Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Dear Kate,

You know how sometimes things that are super terrible become amazingly funny with time?  I wonder if I write about them here if they'll become funny faster?  Let's give it a go:

My daughter throws up a lot.  She's always been one to puke easily, but everyone always said it would get better.  I used to go through every burp cloth we have every day (and I have A LOT of burp cloths). But she's a year old now. It should be better. But it's not. The volume of puke has only increased with the size of her body. Twice in the last week she got me so bad I looked like I'd lost a squirt gun battle with a weirdo using milk in a Super Soaker.

Maybe I should start a series called "two showers Tuesdays."


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