I cannot one up you with my puke story, but I'll share it anyway. Today, I was at a 5 year old's birthday party- a little girl from K's class. I knew none of the parents but since K really likes this friend, we went anyway. It was at one of those places with indoor bouncy houses and K was having a blast while I tried to make small talk. After cake, K went down the big slide a few times. Then she came to me and said, "I'm going to throw up." And then she threw up all over both of us. I barely waited until she stopped vomiting before I left. I don't imagine we'll be invited to very many more parties.
Ready to be vomit free,