Dear Kate,

Oh, I'm sorry - were you under the impression that this nontraditional baby book was any more likely to be filled out than a traditional baby book?

I just figured if no one's actually going to fill it out anyway, why not have some recognition for those important "lasts" for the parents. Or at least the mom-to-be will get a good laugh at her shower before she realizes that there really will come a day when a young child will loudly call her out on her silent fart in front of guests.

Laugh now, pre-kids ladies.  Laugh good and long and without fear of peeing yourself if you get carried away.

Laugh it up,
Bora