Dear Kate,

I am jealous of your homeownership-ness again today.  The reason?  You don't have creepy, weird, or difficult neighbors living in the same house as you.  I do.  They just use another door.  Duplexes suck.  We got a notice today that our water is about to be shut off.  Except it was a notice meant for our neighbors.  (I am way too anal-retentive to let a bill go unpaid).  Talk about an awkward notice to have to re-deliver.  I mean, what do you say, "This was on our door, but it must be yours because we pay our bills"?

I do hope my neighbors are able to pay their water bill but if not, let's hope that this time they get the right side of the house.


Love, 
Bora.