Dear Kate,

Why is it that "flesh-tone" things are always some shade between tan and pink that doesn't match a single person's actual flesh-tone?  Band-aids, ACE wrap, crayons, bras, slips... 

Someone should really run with the "mood-ring" technology and make chameleon-like "flesh-tone" items.  

Seriously, it's like... I have these ideas!
Love,
Bora.